Chapter 47: A Quest and a Moloch!

We join the party, lost in a cave.

Hawkslayer: 0.o Where are we?

Jerrica: We're kinda lost again, aren't we?

Dayn: Ye-

Travis: No, we're not.

Dayn: We're not?

Travis: Nope :D

Dayn: Then where are we?

Travis: Completely lost! :D

Jerrica: Like your sanity?

Travis: Can't lose what I've never had :D...

Dayn: Wait a second... Hawkslayer, haven't we been here before?

Hawkslayer: I do believe we have! Isn't this the hidden path to the High Mountain Village? 0.0

Dayn: I do believe we have found our location!

Hawkslayer: 0.o I do beli-

Travis: Right. So, what are we gonna do now? Continue on to the HMV, or go back?

Dayn: I say we continue.

Jerrica: Continue onward.

Hawkslayer: 0.o ONWARD!

Travis: Then onward we go!

*Later*

Dayn: I could have SWORN there was a secret door around here somewhere!

Travis: You better find it... it's too cramped in here with all five of us in here...

Dayn: It was riiiiiight...

Hawkslayer: O_O HERE! *punches the wall, causing the secret door to open*

Dayn: I knew it was there...

Jerrica: Yeah... Right...

Dutchess: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR! *runs away*

Travis: I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna see what new toys Leggot has in his shop.

Dayn: I guess we'll get more advice from the Oracle.

Jerrica: That's a good idea. I've always wanted to visit her.

Travis: Alright. I'll meet you by the Oracle when I'm done.

*later at Leggot's shop*

Travis: Hmmm... scroll of danger... farmer corpse... potion of cure corrpution... boar skull... wand of monster creation... who would want this crap?

Leggot: ARE YE INSULTIN' MAH STUFFS!?

Travis: o.o no

Leggot: That's what I thought...

Travis: OOOOOH! What's this?! *picks up an oddly shiny longbow.*

Leggot: Oh, just some crappy, worthless longbow. You can have it for 100 coins.

Travis: It looks elven... I'll give you 50 for it.

Leggot: 110

Travis: 80

Leggot: 200

Travis: 5

Leggot: 50 and that's my final offer. Plus I'll throw in this bundle of 50 arrows free!

Travis: Bleh, fine! *pays the gold and leaves*

Leggot: Sucke- wait a minute...

Travis: *outside the shop* sucker.

*later at other side of HMV*

Hawkslayer: 0.0 Hmm... I.. Sense that there is something here... *punches wall, causing a secret door open*

Gaab'baay: Hullo. I am Gaab'baay. I sense you are lawful... go away or I will drown you in your own stomach acid.

Hawkslayer: 0.0 right! *walks away*

Oracle: And that's how you prevent noodles from sticking!

Jerrica and Dayn: @_@ *taking notes*

Travis: Hey, guys! Guess what I bought! :D

Jerrica: A new robe?

Dayn: Enough spells to destroy earth?

Hawkslayer: 0.0 pi?

Travis: No, no and no. I got this! *shows them the longbow*

Dayn: I didn't know that you knew archery.

Travis: I don't.

Jerrica: Why did you get it then?

Travis: It's shiny, and it came with a bundle of 50 arrows. One of the arrows is silvery even! :D

Hawkslayer: o.O Anyhow, there was that strange woman behind a secret wall.

Travis: Oh?

Hawkslayer: She threatened to drown me in my own stomach acid 0_o

Travis: Where is she?

Hawkslayer: Over there o_O.

Travis: Thanks. *goes over to Gaab'Baay* Hello

Gaab'Baay: I sense you are neutral, go away or I will drown you in my stomach acid.

Travis: Your sense is off, old bat. I am a crowned champion of ChAoS! :D

Gaab'Baay: Explain the tiara.

Travis: SSraxx is an asshole.

*Gaab'Baay backs away*

Travis: *teleports away just before a lightning bolt strikes the spot he was standing.*

Gaab'Baay: Strange wizard...

Travis: *right behind Gaab'Baay* Yeah, I am strange :D

Gaab'Baay: EEEEEEK! DON'T DO THAT!

Travis: So, do you believe that I'm chaotic now?

Gaab'Baay: Yes. Now, I have a quest for you.

Travis: Sweet!

Gaab'Baay: Satisfy the demented one.

Travis: Who and where is that?

Gaab'Baay: Ye shall find out... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Travis: Bitch.

*WHAM*

*later in the hidden path*

Dayn: Hahahahaaaa. You got beaten up by an old bat!

Travis: A chaotic old bat.

Jerrica: Still an old bat.

Travis: Ha Ha H- *stops in his tracks*

Dayn: Hey, Travis, what's wrong?

Travis: Huh?

Dayn: You just... stopped.

Travis: Just thought that I remembered something, but it's nothing. :D

Dayn: Ohhhkay...

Jerrica: I sense a pious aura.

Dayn: Which way?

Jerrica: Over that way. *points to the south east*

Dayn: Hmmm, must have been behind a hidden door or something.

Travis: We don't need to make any sacrifices right now, do we? I mean, come on, we got stuff to do. Remember Gaab'Baay wants us to satisfy the demented one, So let's just go and never come back through here again! :D

Hawkslayer: What's your problem? 0.0

Travis: Nothing, I promise, I'm just in a hurry, I want to get the reward for the quest.

Dayn: You're acting kinda funny...

Travis: It's no-

*THUMB*

Dayn: What was that?

Travis: O_O It knows we're here...

Dayn: Who? What?

*The wall to the west is crumbled to dust and a greater moloch walks out*

Greater Moloch: I. found. you. hu-mans!

Travis: That.

Dayn: Wait, you knew that thing was here? AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US!?

Travis: I really don't like molochs... I figured we could just leave and not come back :)

Jerrica: Actually, I kinda like that idea.

Dutchess: *Runs to hidden door* This way!

Dayn: Right! Let's go!

*Travis, Jerrica, and Hawkslayer follow*

Travis: closeitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseit!

Dayn: OKAY, CALM DOWN!

Travis: lockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockit!

Jerrica: *Locks the door.* Happy now?

Travis: No, not really.


Who exactly is Gaab'Baay? Who is the demented one? Where is he? What secrets does he hold? Who am I? Where Am I? What secrets do I hold? How will our heroes deal with the greater moloch? Find out in chapter 48.

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