Chapter 48: The Other Side of the Coin

*we re-join out heroes...*

Travis: closeitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseitcloseit!

Dayn: OKAY, CALM DOWN!

Travis: lockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockitlockit!

Jerrica: *Locks the door.* Happy now?

Travis: No, not really.

Jerrica: Hey, the altar!

Dayn: Ugh, it's chaotic.

*THUMB*

Travis: THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE TALKING ABOUT THAT! *hyperventilating*

Dayn: Oh, right, the mol- *door flies across the room and almost hits Travis* -och

Greater Moloch: Hello... mortals.

Travis: WEREGONNADIEWEREGONNADIEWEREGONNADIEWEREGONNADIE* *hyperventilates more*

Dayn: Travis, snap out of it!

*Travis is in the fetal position, rocking*

Dayn: Well damn, looks like we're on our o- *The Greater Moloch sends Dayn flying across the room in a single hit.* ow...

Hawkslayer: 0.0 IT'S ON! *fires arrows at the Greater Moloch who simply swats them down like flies.* Oh shi- *is knocked across the room as well*

*Travis is crying*

Jerrica: Ha, I'll show you how it's done. *Ninjas behind the Greater Moloch and stabs him with a scalpel* HA I DI- *also knocked across the room*

Greated Moloch: Funny wizard next...8D

Travis: O_O STAY AWAY FROM ME! *Moloch edges closer* Don't come closer, Don't... *Moloch edges closer*i mean it... *Moloch edges closer* please?

Greater Moloch: *raises his fist up and slams it down on Travis, causing dust to fly everywhere* Smash... he he he...

Dayn: Travis!

Greater Moloch: Tr-avi-s dead! HA HA! He smashed like bug! HA HA HA!

Travis: i ThInK nOt!

Greater Moloch: Hmmm?

*The dust clears, revealing Travis holding the greater moloch's fist with one hand and his eyes glowing purple*

Travis: sUrElY yOu DiDn'T pLaN oN gEtTiNg RiD oF mE tHaT eAsIlY!

Greater Moloch: I did... and don't call me Shirley!

Jerrica: *whispering to Dayn* Has Travis ever done that before?

Dayn: *whispering back* No.

Travis: *throws the Greater Moloch across the room and through the wall* SeE? tHaT pAtHeTiC mOlOcH iS nO mAtCh FoR uS! iF yOu WeReN't SuCh A cOwArD, yOu CoUlD hAvE bEaTeN hIm AlReAdY, wItHoUt My HeLp!

Hawkslayer: 0.0 Who's he talking to?

Dayn: Well, if I had to guess, I would say he's talking to Travis.

Jerrica: How did you arrive at that?

Dayn: Well, seeing as this clearly isn't Travis, but rather a manifestation of his fear and the forces of chaos taking over his mind and body.

Travis: tHe PaLaDiN iS rIgHt! I aM nOt TrAvIs... My NaMe Is Si' VaR...

*THUMB*

Si' Var: aHhHhHh! LoOkS lIkE oUr LiTtLe FrIeNd WaNtS tO pLaY sOmE mOrE! oBsErVe, TrAvIs, OuR pOwEr!

Greater Moloch: I will kill you, Wiz-ard!

Si' Var: oH wIlL yOu? *is suddenly floating infront of the greater moloch with his index finger on its forehead* BlEsS.

Greater Moloch: ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH! HURRRT!

Si' Var: ThInGs ArE aBoUt To GeT a BiT mOrE "hUrt". *takes the rune covered trident and hits the Greater Moloch with it, sending it flying through the hole in the wall*

*CRASH* *CRASH* *CRASH* CRASH*

Si' Var: i OnLy MaNaGeD tO sEnD iT tHrOuGh FoUr WaLlS!? oH wElL, tImE tO eNd ThIs... *takes out the elven long bow and the silvery arrow* AhHhHh! SuN's MeSsEnGeR aNd TrUe AiM! gReAt CoMbInAtIoN iNdEeD! *raises Sun's Messenger and nocks True Aim* gOoDbYe, MoLoCh! *fires the arrow*

*silence*

Si' Var: iT iS dOnE! *his eyes return to their natural blue as he passes out*

Dayn: Ummm... Travis, Si' Var, whoever the hell you are... are you okay?

Travis: *sits up* Ugh, I'm fine.

Dayn: What the HELL was that!?

Travis: You mean Si' Var?

Dayn: *nods* Yeah.

Travis: He's the crazy ass chaos wizard who lives in my brain. <_<

Dayn: We've guessed that much, but why did he come out?

Travis: To keep me alive? I dunno, he doesn't talk much.

Dayn: Fascina-

*THUMB*

Dayn: That thing is STILL alive?!

Travis: *stands up* Looks like it.

Jerrica: Wait, you're aware that the greater moloch is still alive and you're not hyperventilating and/or crying like a little bitch?

Travis: Nope.

Greater Moloch: *Stumbles in through the hole, bruised and bloody* Killlll... wiza-rd...

Travis: No, moloch, it is I who will be killing you. *notices True Aim in the greater Moloch's chest* Hey! You found my arrow, thank you! *walks up to the moloch* hmmm, looks like it missed the heart... *pulls True Aim out of the greater Moloch's chest*

Greater Moloch: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH! *swings at Travis who simply dodges*

Travis: Hey, Si' Var was right, these things ARE pretty weak, aren't they? *raises Sun's Messenger, nocks True Aim, and fires the arrow at the Greater Moloch, hitting it square between the eyes, killing it.*

*silence*

Travis: *walks over to the fallen Greater Moloch and pulls the arrow out of its head, then turns around grinning insanely* My arrow. =D

Dayn: Good to have you back. <_<

*On another plane*

UlTiMaTe ChAoS gOd: *is watching the crystal ball, a bit worried* tHiS cAnNoT bE gOoD...


Who is Si' Var. What is his purpose? Is he Travis' dark side, or another being altogether? Why is the UlTiMaTe ChAoS gOd worried? Hell, I don't know, I don't write this sh-

Censorman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*explosion*

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