Chapter 53: Return to the Dwarven Halls
Travis: We're... here... *shudders*
Dayn: The dreaded... place...
Akki: Ummm... what are you two talking about?
Dayn: This staircase... it leads to... tHe DwArVeN hAlLs! *echo*
Travis: *claps* The voice was a very nice touch.
Dayn: Thank you.
Jerrica: I thought it was stupid...
Dayn: That's because you're a complete moron.
*awkward silence*
Travis: What's that, Akki? You want me to look at some neat herbs?
Akki: I didn't say an- ACK
Travis: *grabs Akki's arm and drags her away* Lead the way! *hides behind rock*
Dayn: ... I'm dead now, aren't I?
Jerrica: Dayn Dayn Dayn. I would NeVeR kill you... *insane grin*
Dayn: ... *starts backing away*
Jerrica: However... *takes out scalpel* I WILL TORTURE YOU SO BAD, YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE DEAD! *starts running after Dayn*
Dayn: *Screams like a little girl and starts running* I'M SORRY!
Jerrica: SORRY WON'T SAVE YOU NOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *chases Dayn with scalpel*
Dayn: *stops running* Waaaaaait a minute... *teleports away just before Jerrica gets to him*
Jerrica: *stops running* Since when could you teleport?
Dayn: *echoy*One of the spellbooks Hawkslayer left me was Ethereal Bridge. While you were out looking for Hawkslayer and Akki, Travis was helping me learn the spell.*/echoy*
Jerrica: Oh REALLY?! *looks in Travis' location* Travis... Ohhhh TRAVIS!
Travis: *pokes head up from behind the rock* If you make one aggressive move towards me, I'll blow you to smithereens.
Jerrica: ... Right... Dayn, show yourself!
Dayn: *echoy* No. This is too fun*/echoy*
Jerrica: *face turns red* GODDAMMIT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER, SHOW YOUR SELF RIGHT NOW!
*silence*
Jerrica: *looks around* Odd...
Travis: *walks out from behind the rock with Akki and looks around as well* Really odd...
Dayn: *appears next to Jerrica* Really, rea- *is knocked out by Jerrica*
Akki: What's odd?
Travis: Usually, when somebody is about to say a bad word, some crazy guy flies in out of nowhere screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and explodes.
Jerrica: Yeah, he's really weird. We even killed him and removed his heart once. He came back as a zombie and died again...
Will Turner: O_o *walks away*
Akki: Who was that?
Travis: Not a clue.
Jerrica: Hold on, let me test something... fuck fuck fuck shit damn hell...
*elsewhere*
Censorshipman: Censor... senses... TINGLING!
*Travis, Dayn, Akki, and Dutchess are all staring at Jerrica with their mouths open*
Jerrica: What?
Travis: Nothing, let's just go...
*DH1*
Travis: *looks around corner* YAAAAAAAAH! *casts several spells at...*
Jerrica: There's nothing there...
Travis: Better safe than sorry.
Dutchess: I agree >_>
Dayn: Remind me why we went the dangerous way instead of the cleared out Animated Forest?
Travis: The animated trees respawned... or something.
Jerrica: Or something?
Travis: *turns to Jerrica* Or something.
Dayn: Works for me.
Travis: STAIRS! *sprints toward the stairs* FREEDO-*crashes into stone golem*
Stone Golem: ... Rawr!
Travis: *stands up* ahem... RAWR!
Stone Golem: EEP! *runs away*
Dayn: O_o
*DH2*
Travis: This is a piece of cake. There's like... nothing in here!
Dayn: Travis...
Travis: What?
Dayn: *points*
Travis: *turns around to face various monsters including, but not limited to, Black Wizards, Dark Sages, Dark Elven Wizards, Greater Molochs, Dorn Beasts, Hyrdas, Writhing Masses of Primal chaos, many other chaos monsters, and a Grue*
Jerrica: *EXTREME CURSING!!!!*
Dayn: O_o Woah...
How will our heroes get out of this mess? Will Jerrica ever stop her excessive cursing?! Will Censorshipman ever return?
*elsewhere*
Censorshipman: *In fetal position, rocking* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries*
Jackals: DO THE HUSSLE! DO DO DO DO DO D-
Time will tell...
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