Chapter 54: A Battle-esque Battle!
*In the Dwarven Halls*
Dayn: There's too many of them. Fall back!
Travis: Negative.
Dayn: Why's that?
Travis: Observe back.
Dayn: *turns around to see the way blocked by many, many monsters.* Sh-
Censorshipman: *crashes through a wall and has a lazy eye whilst riding a jackal, laughing insanely, and clicking an empty staple gun* heHehEHeHeHEEheEHeHEEEH! *jumps off the jackal and explodes*
Akki: o_o ...
Jerrica: That aside, it looks like the only thing we can do is fight. Travis, can you control that chaos-esque power?
Travis: No.
Jerrica: Well, try. I'll buy you some time.
Travis: But, I don't know ho-
Jerrica: JUST DO IT!
Nike Shoe Salesman: =D *eaten by greater moloch*
Travis: O_o Okay, I'll try...
Jerrica: Good. *ninjas into the crowd of monsters*
Travis: Okay... how do I do this? *concentrates*
Dayn: Wern't you scared last time?
Travis: Yeah. Unfortunately, I've overcome my fear of molochs and moloch-esque creatures. *tries concentrating again*
Akki: (Ha! He'll never learn how to control it...) Dayn! Behind you-esque!
Dayn: *turns around in time to block a strike from a dark orc chieftan* Travis, hurry!
Travis: I CAN'T CONTROL THE GODDAMNED POWER! STOP PUSHING ME! *punches through the dark orc chieftan's chest*
Dayn: O_o What was that?!
Travis: BLADE STEEL HANDS!
Jerrica: Hu-
Travis: WHAT PART- *punches orc* - OF I CANNOT CON- *stabs a greater moloch with the rune covered trident* -TROL THIS POWER DO YOU NOT- *cuts a werewolf lord's head off with his bare hands* -UNDERSTAND!? *heavy panting*
Dayn: Calm down, you're gonna have a heart attack or something...
Travis: I AM CALM! *closes eyes and takes deep breaths*
Dayn: Jerrica, it's no use! Get back here!
Jerrica: I think I'm winning! :D
Dayn: Ugh, you're almost as messed up as Travis.
Travis: *opens eyes* HEY!
Dayn: =o Ummm, Travis...
Travis: I know I do crazy stuff, but I am not messed up!
Akki: Enough you... two? *stares at Travis*
Travis: What?
Akki: Your eyes... they're... purple...
Travis: Really? I noticed things were looking a bit odd...
Dayn: What do you mean.
Travis: I see alot of black and purple around the monsters. *watches Jerrica fight some monsters* Jerrica has gray around her. *turns to Dayn* You have white around you, and Akki has black around her.
Dayn: You must be seeing alignments. *fights off some monsters* See, I knew you could control the chaos-esque power.
Travis: Not really... I don't have that weird accent and I don't feel excessively powerful, and... *passes out*
Akki: *blasts a row of dark orcs* Must take alot of energy or something... (for a pathetic mortal that is)
Dayn: BIG GUNS DOWN! AKKI GET OUT OF THERE NOW! MOVE MOVE MO- *WHAM*
Akki: SHUT UP! *is holding a staff*
Jerrica: They grow up so fast... *tackled by various monster-esque monsters*
Dayn: *slow motion* JERRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Akki: *hits Dayn with the staff again* >_>
Dayn: What!?
Akki: You're being over dramatic!
Dayn: Sorry.
Jerrica: *is standing behind Dayn* BOO!
Dayn: EEEEEP! *jumps up and clings to the ceiling*
Jerrica: So, what happened to Travis?
Akki: Some kind of weird chaos-esque power which enables him to see alignments... or something. It was too much for him and he passed out. *fires several bolt spells into the crowd of monsters*
Jerrica: Dammit, Travis, now is not the time to be passing out! *kicks Travis*
Travis: ...
Jerrica: Well, that's all I can do!
Greater Moloch: RAWR! *lunges at Jerrica*
Jerrica: O_O *faints*
Dayn: *drops from the ceiling and stabs his sword into the moloch's head, killing it*
Akki: Looks like it's just the two of us.
Dayn: Yep... I hope the other two wake up soon...
*In Travis' mind*
Jackals: *spinning in circles* You spin me right round babe right round...
Travis: X_x
*>_> ummm... Jerrica's mind*
Jerrica: *huddled in a corner* I'm safe here... safe...
Ninja: BOO!
Jerrica: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Ninja: SHUT UP!
Jerrica: o.o k.
Ninja: I am supposed to train you to be a better ninja-esque... person. However, seeing as you really don't have time and I'm just a mental delusion anyway, you should already know all this shtuff, ergo, I have no need to train you. Viola, class upgrade. Now get out! *kicks Jerrica out of her own mind*
*outside*
Jerrica: *wakes up* That made sense... I think. *notices Dayn and Akki holding off monsters.* Hmmm... *ninjas around*
Dayn: *surrounded by monsters* We're dead...
Akki: Don't include me in your little plans...
Dayn: >_>
Jerrica: There are exactly 95 monsters out there. 9 of them are summoners.
Dayn: Ummm, thanks.
Jerrica: Don't thank me... yet. *moves at ludicrous speed and uppercuts a black wizard into the air, followed by kicking a dark elven wizard into the air as well.* This is awesome... *everything appears to be standing still* Hmmm... I got it! *ninjas over to Travis and takes the rune covered trident* I need to borrow this for a sec. Thanks! ^.^ *ninjas over to a greater moloch and stabs it many times at unseeable speeds. She then throws it at the black wizard and dark elven wizard before ninjaing back to Dayn, Travis, and Akki.*
*Time returns to normal and the (dead) greater moloch crashes into the wizards and various other creature-esque monsters, effectively killing them to death.
Dayn: Woah...
Akki: o.o
Jerrica: Now you can thank me. ^.~
What exactly is Jerrica's new power-esque? Will Travis recover from... whatever-esque happened to him? Will the writer ever stop adding "-esque" to everything? God I hope so...
ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE ESQUE
*gunshot*
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