Chapter 55: Opening the Eyes of Chaos

*In Travis' mind*

Travis: My mind is trippy <_<

Moose: Eh! *floats away*

Travis: Well, if somebody is going to appear out of nowhere and teach me whatever, do it now, I'm a very very busy sorcerer.

???: *behind Travis* bOo!

Travis: *turns around and punches the somebody in the face* Don't do that.

???: *nose is bleeding* nOtEd

Travis: Who the hell are you anyway?

???: IsN't It ObViOuS?

Travis: Nope.

???: *SiGh* Do I hAvE tO sPelL iT oUt FoR yOU!?

Travis: Nah, I know who you are... Si' Var.

Si' Var: *eyes turn brown* Good, for a minute there, I thought you lost your memory or something.

Travis: OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE NORMAL COLORED EYES AND TALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Si' Var: Well, of course. Only lowly Chaos brothers and sisters talk like that and have purple eyes all the time. Us higher chaos beings only have purple eyes when we use they Eyes of Chaos.

Travis: Eyes of Chaos?

Si' Var: When your eyes turn purple. Quite useful for seeing things that move quite fast. Also, everybody has a different ability assigned to their eyes.

Travis: And mine is... seeing alignments? >_>

Si' Var: No, that's a shared ability.

Travis: Ahhh. So, what is our eyes' abilty? :D

Si' Var: I don't know what your ability is, but I can create crazy illusions and make people see whatever I want them to see.

Travis: So, we wouldn't have the same ability?

Si' Var: No, seeing as you're not me. I am merely a spirit like... thing now. You're a seperate Chaos being.

Travis: Ohhh. That makes sense. I'm guessing you're here to help me use that awesome power that makes me super powerful. :D

Si' Var: No, you're on your own there. In fact, I doubt you're strong enough to use it without dying. However, I am going to help you learn how to use the Eyes of Chaos.

Travis: Thanks?

Si' Var: aNy TiMe! ^_^ *starts throwing rocks at Travis at ludicrous speed*

Travis: Ow! What's that for?

Si' Var: I'm helping you.

Travis: By relentlessly pelting me with rocks?

Si' Var: Yes.

Travis: How the hell does that work?

Si' Var: No time to explain. *resumes ludicrous rock pelting*

Travis: Assh-OW!

*outside Travis' mind*

Jerrica: There are only two summoners left, but they'll be hard to get to...

Dayn: Especially when they keep summoning and we have to keep Travis safe until he wakes up.

Dutchess: *walking on the ceiling* Spider dog, spider dog, does whatever a spider dog does!

Akki: Enough of this... *eyes glow red* METEO!

*Nothing happens*

Jerrica: What's wrong?

Akki: I've been casting spells for an hour straight. I need to rest for a bit.

Jerrica: Well, if you want something done, you have to do it yourself... *ninjas into the monster tidal wave of... well, monsters.*

Dayn: Guess so... *hacks away at a chaos rat* I just hope Travis wakes up soon...

*in Travis' mind*

Travis: Ha! *spinning a staff at unseeable speeds, deflecting the rocks*

Si' Var: That won't work... *throws the rocks faster, causing the staff to shatter.*

Travis: OW- stop- OW- that... *eyes glow purple* ...NOW! *begins swatting down the rocks*

Si' Var: *stops throwing rocks* Took you long enough.

Travis: *gasping for air* That was a good idea... *gasp* throwing rocks at me like that. *gasp*

Si' VAr: Actually, to tell you the truth, I didn't know if it would work or not. Infact, knives would have probably worked better...

Travis: ... i WiLl KiLl YoU...

Si' Var: No time for that. Your friends probably need your help. They've been out there fighting for over an hour now. They're probably exhausted. Also, as you have just demonstrated, just because you can see something moving extremely fast, that doesn't mean you should move that fast. Now GO!

Travis: Wait, before I go... Can I see your illusiony eye thing?

Si' Var: You just did.

*everything fades away*

-Outside of Travis' mind-

Dayn: *parries a Master Swordsman's attack* Jerrica, how are you holding up?

Jerrica: I'm getting too tired to fight much longer.

Dayn: Same he- BEHIND YOU!

Jerrica: *dodges knives and daggers thrown by some orcs* Too close. *ninja kicks a cave fisher and turns around only to be knocked down by a gargoyle*

Master Swordsman: HAHA! *pushes Dayn back and runs in Jerrica's direction*

Dayn: Jerrica! Look out! *watches helplessly as the Master Swordsman leaps into the air and stabs his sword down where Jerrica is laying* NOOOOOO! JERRICA!!!!!!!

Master Swordsman: ??? *confused look*

Dayn: Huh? *notices the Master Swordsman's sword stuck in the ground, but Jerrica is nowhere to be found* Jerrica?

Travis: *appears in front of Dayn with purple eyes and holding Jerrica* Sorry, I overslept.

Dayn: About time you woke up. *notices Travis' purple eyes* You're not gonna pass out again are you?

Travis: Nope. And I've been awake for about 5 minutes now, just watching you guys fight.

Dayn: Asshole.

Travis: I know it. *takes the Golden Gladius from Dayn*

Dayn: Hey, that's mine!

Travis: *turns around and blocks a strike from the Master Swordsman* I need to borrow it for a sec. *begins fighting the Master Swordsman with the Gladius*

Dayn: But, you're not trained in sword fighting...

Travis: I'll learn as I go. *ninja kicks the Master Swordsman and then leaps into the air and stabs the Golden Gladius into the Master Swordsman's heart, killing him.*

Jerrica: Since when could you ninja kick?

Travis: Since I saw you do it.

Jerrica: But you've seen me ninja kick things many times and you've never done it until now.

Travis: I think it's my eyes. Si' Var told me that every Chaos being's eyes have a different ability. I guess mine is mimicing.

Dayn: Since when are you a Chaos being? >_>

Travis: I dunno, blame Si' Var.

Akki: LETS TALK LATER!

Travis: Oh, right. *takes feather out of his pocket* I was saving this for later...

Jerrica: What are you gonna do now? Tickle them to death? I bet they've ALWAYS wanted to die laughing...

Travis: Ha ha... *holds out the Golden Gladius* Stay low. *Leaps into the air with a shockwave and flies into the crowd of monsters. Soon, various body parts are flying everywhere.*

Jerrica: That's awe- *ducks orc head* -some.

Dayn: Don't you always say that?

Jerrica: Ten times a week or more.

Dayn: Thought so.

Travis: aahhhhhHHHHHHHHH! *falls on Jerrica* Okay, that plan didn't work... Also, we're completely surrounded.

Dayn: We're screwed.


Will our heroes ever kill off the remaining monsters and escape the Dwarven Halls? How the hell can Dutchess walk on the ceiling?! I don't know either...

*((//To Be Continued\))*

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